Tennis Anyone?

Remember when Tennis mattered? I don't either. Anyway, the first major is taking place the Australian Open. (YAWN) Serena Williams is still playing Sister Venus is out on the woman's side. Anna Kournikova no longer plays so I really don't follow woman's tennis anymore, but at least it is more interesting the worthless men's tour.

I know (Dave) I have offended you and only you, but men's tennis sucks. Sorry to Roger Federer who is the best player ever... maybe, but there are no good American players worth following so it will always be a country club sport until another "Meth addict" like Andre Agassi comes along. I can't think of a less important major in sports.

A Tigerless Masters would be more compelling than this garbage down under. By the way how concerned is CBS that Tiger's "treatment" might keep him away from Augusta National. I mean if Elin really wants to see how bad he wants her back then she should tell him to skip the Majors. He would be back at the Orlando Waffle house the next day.

Side bar for a second here a few questions about the treatment Tiger is receiving at the "clinic." What do they do to these "addicts" in these clinics? Do they hypnotize him? Golfers are all about visualization, so why not have Tiger visualize John Daly naked everytime he gets the urge to cheat. That would fix the problem.

Back to tennis at least they are trying to drum up interest expect maybe they are going too far. I mean Venus apparently is playing commando. PLEASE put some underwear on girl!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1245542/Venus-Williams-flesh-coloured-underwear-causes-stir.html

Now if Anna Kournikova did that imagine the interest and excitement. Tiger would surely watch.