Friday, March 5, 2010

Who's So Vain? Who Cares?

NFL free agency has sucked so bad that I am forced to go away from sports. In my backyard the best rivalry in College Basketball is being played Saturday night.  Duke hosts Carolina, but the bottom line is the Tar Heels are not good team this season.  Duke will win and their fans will rush the floor just days after whinning about Maryland Fans doing it at their expense.  The only difference is the kids at Duke will not riot....they have to hurry back to their dorm rooms to study.   Did also mention most of them are dorks? 

So instead I want to explore the burning question, does anyone truly give a crap who that stupid Carly Simon song is about?  I mean it has been 38 years turn the
f-ing page already.  Either you tell us or shut up about it already, it's that simple.  Are you so vain that you think any us cares anymore.  Here's another question did anyone really give a crap 38 years ago?  However, give her credit for riding that one song for 38 years. 

I understand in her day Carly Simon was considered attractive and dated a lot of famous guys (Warren Beatty and married James Taylor).  It is kind of hard to see that now since she looks more like a clown.  Plus much like famous male musicians (i.e. The Rolling Stones) it does not really matter what you look like someone will sleep with you. The other thing about it is the song really sucks.  I mean have you listened to it? 

So now she has released it again with backtracking, which I thought was just for the satanic heavy metal bands I used to love.  You know like Black Sabbath, Motely Crue, and Iron Maiden.  Anyway, in the backtracking she says the name David, no more details except it is not record executive David Geffen that rumor has been shot down.  So which David could it be??  Cassidy, Bowie (no he liked men), Letterman (not famous then), David Lee Roth? (ok that's a stretch), Beckham (not quite old enough), or how about David no last name needed.  You know from David and Goliath.  I mean killing Goliath would probably make someone pretty Vain.

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