Class-Less Canadians: Get Ready For Golf

I can only imagine how much it must suck to not have an NHL franchise win a title in YOUR Country's sport since 1993 (Montreal).  I mean franchises like Dallas, Tampa, Anaheim, and Carolina have won titles since. Just imagine if the NBA's title winners were always the Toronto Raptors or another team from a foreign country like the LA Clippers or is that another planet?  (By the way did you know James Naismith the inventor of Basketball is actually Canadian? We steal everything and make it ours, ask the Indians. Give me your tired, your poor, and talented Canadians) Sure the majority of the players on these NHL's franchise's are still Canadians, but surely they like the United States better now.  Just like all the good CFL guys are from the United States (i.e. Doug Flutie).

So I guess it is not shocking that the Great fans of the Montreal Canadians booed and chanted during our nations national anthem before last night's Game 3 against the Washington Capitals. Did I mention the Caps drilled them 5-1.  They even chanted OVIE Sucks late in the game!  I mean that is the biggest joke in Canada since Keanu Reeves. For the record I like Canadians.  We even have some friends from Canada.  They are easy going and know how to have a good time, but when it comes to hockey they get pretty damn serious North of the border.  I think they are still doing a victory lap over the Gold Medal Game from this years Olympics. 

So I will not hold last night's classless display in Montreal against them. It probably was the all the French Canadians.  No need to worry about these angry fans because this series will soon be in the Capitals rear view mirror. Golf courses all around Montreal will be picking up some serious business in the next week.  I am concerned about how they might freak out if we nail this national healthcare thing.  I mean are they going to be jealous about that too?  Is it just going to be another thing the "Big Old Bad" United States stole and ruined?  You know like Pamela Anderson. God forbid we became enemies with Canada.  That would be the end of Molson, Labatts, Moosehead, Crown Royal, Bryan Adams, and Bob and Doug McKenzie in this country.  We promise not to steal anything else and by all means keep curling to yourself and Minnesota.