Ok to the "press conference" or actually poorly read statement because there were no questions allowed, which got me to thinking. What would I ask Tiger if I could? I would simply ask Tiger this...Outside of the "Hostess" from NYC, WTF were you thinking? (I mean a waffle house waitress who lives in a trailer park, Two washed up porn stars, two failed models, and several bimbos looking for their 15 minutes and guess what they are getting it now). I think Tiger should sue TLC Laser Eye Center because clearly the surgery did not work. There is no way in hell he has 20/20 vision. I mean look at your wife man!
Anyway, my favorite moment of the press conference was when Tiger explained how if he had kept practicing Buddhism it might have kept from chasing Bootie! The theory may hold water though, really, I mean the Dalai Lama has never been involed in a sex scandal. So now that he's back to buddhism does this mean Elin needs to worry about Tiger buying gerbels like Richard Gere? Ok, that may have been too much of a visual , for that I am sorry.
So Tiger is headed back to therapy for his "sex addiction" in Mississippi. For those of you that do not know my position on "sex addiction" I will sum it up simple as possible. It is complete BULLSHIT! The only bigger b-s is the body language experts, which are everywhere on this Tiger apology. I really think the "disease" was created for the rich and famous as an excuse to basically do whatever the hell they want until they get caught. It is amazing John Edwards has not figured this out yet. Notes: Happy to report a full week in NYC and I have not seen a single rat (outside of Bernie Kerik on tv). Also, for those of you wanting to let me know that the snowboarders jeans are snow pants, please read the top of the blog banner. On this blog we go for entertaining before accuracy. This is not the NY Times, we don't break news, we make fun of it or if necessary make it up.
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